Ah, memories…
When I was a kid, my biggest complaints about church were that:
a. I couldn’t see over the purple hair of the lady sitting in the seat in front of me. And,
b. The seats were bloomin’ uncomfortable.
I’m sure they’re just fine if your back is as straight as a board – but, mine isn’t. Thankfully, these two complaints will not arise at Genesis Church. Every seat will be exceptionally comfortable, deeply cushioned, and ideally suited for long periods of seated enjoyment. “That’s fine and good” you say, “but what about that 7’11.5″ guy that just sat down in front of me?”
Glad you asked. And in response, I have but two words:
Stadium. Seating.
I could have posted some nice, pretty pictures and saved the narrative. I could have just said where our new home will be. I could have remembered to grab the digital camera this morning – but I didn’t.
Oops…
